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Hipsters Love Wooden Spoons

Hipsters Love Wooden Spoons

The Danes have no fun, but they have no misery either. 

The Danes have no fun, but they have no misery either. 

What’s Bonnie Tyler doing right now?

What’s Bonnie Tyler doing right now?

You Can’r Force A Cameltoe

You Can’r Force A Cameltoe

You Can’t Cook Meth on an Electric Stove

You Can’t Cook Meth on an Electric Stove

Hairy. Jewish or Episcopalian?

Hairy. Jewish or Episcopalian?

I’m  Proud that I’m not on dialysis 

I’m  Proud that I’m not on dialysis 

It’s like the Puerto Rican Edward Scissor Hands

It’s like the Puerto Rican Edward Scissor Hands

Your dick looks great in those heels

Your dick looks great in those heels

He was a well hung goat killer

He was a well hung goat killer

Is Drag Your Midlife Crisis?

Is Drag Your Midlife Crisis?

Hangover chubs are the best chubs

Hangover chubs are the best chubs

Really wish they sold cigarettes at the credit union 

Really wish they sold cigarettes at the credit union 

That’s why God made roofies 

That’s why God made roofies 

Straight guys just don’t get prolapses out of nowhere. 

Straight guys just don’t get prolapses out of nowhere. 

Hipsters Love Wooden Spoons

Hipsters Love Wooden Spoons

The Danes have no fun, but they have no misery either. 

The Danes have no fun, but they have no misery either. 

What’s Bonnie Tyler doing right now?

What’s Bonnie Tyler doing right now?

You Can’r Force A Cameltoe

You Can’r Force A Cameltoe

You Can’t Cook Meth on an Electric Stove

You Can’t Cook Meth on an Electric Stove

Hairy. Jewish or Episcopalian?

Hairy. Jewish or Episcopalian?

I’m  Proud that I’m not on dialysis 

I’m  Proud that I’m not on dialysis 

It’s like the Puerto Rican Edward Scissor Hands

It’s like the Puerto Rican Edward Scissor Hands

Your dick looks great in those heels

Your dick looks great in those heels

He was a well hung goat killer

He was a well hung goat killer

Is Drag Your Midlife Crisis?

Is Drag Your Midlife Crisis?

Hangover chubs are the best chubs

Hangover chubs are the best chubs

Really wish they sold cigarettes at the credit union 

Really wish they sold cigarettes at the credit union 

That’s why God made roofies 

That’s why God made roofies 

Straight guys just don’t get prolapses out of nowhere. 

Straight guys just don’t get prolapses out of nowhere. 

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