Hairy. Jewish or Episcopalian?
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I’m Proud that I’m not on dialysis
It’s like the Puerto Rican Edward Scissor Hands
Your dick looks great in those heels
He was a well hung goat killer
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Is Drag Your Midlife Crisis?
Hangover chubs are the best chubs
Really wish they sold cigarettes at the credit union
2 months ago View high resolution
That’s why God made roofies
Straight guys just don’t get prolapses out of nowhere.
My spirit animal is an upper class hot tub monkey
She’s like a fish out of ideological water
This is pre gulag. there’s no transsexuals
the Scruff is coming from INSIDE the house
3 months ago View high resolution
Cucumbers are never compensation
From the mouth of drunks