Hipsters Love Wooden Spoons
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The Danes have no fun, but they have no misery either.
What’s Bonnie Tyler doing right now?
You Can’r Force A Cameltoe
You Can’t Cook Meth on an Electric Stove
Hairy. Jewish or Episcopalian?
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I’m Proud that I’m not on dialysis
It’s like the Puerto Rican Edward Scissor Hands
Your dick looks great in those heels
He was a well hung goat killer
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Is Drag Your Midlife Crisis?
Hangover chubs are the best chubs
Really wish they sold cigarettes at the credit union
That’s why God made roofies
Straight guys just don’t get prolapses out of nowhere.
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From the mouth of drunks