You’ll get Cum Lung
5 days ago 1 note View high resolution
I’ve only been funny raped
5 days ago View high resolution
I don’t like to drink mojitos out of season.
The people I’ll be fucking when I’m 80 aren’t even born yet
Sorry that you’re jealous of my built-in eyeliner.
6 days ago View high resolution
My horniness is hiding behind a layer of pee
3 weeks ago View high resolution
I kinda like indie bands where the guys sound like retards
I’m not that willy-nilly with my load
1 month ago 2 notes View high resolution
She looks like a Late-To-The-Game transsexual
1 month ago View high resolution
Lemon tits, sandy freckles, full bush.
What are you drinking, wine or vodka? Yes!
I didn’t hang around poor people in Mexico
Is it me or have baby carrots gotten bigger in the last year?
She’s like if you mixed Diana Ross with Fern Gully
Is she pretty? Um, she’s thin.
2 months ago 1 note View high resolution
From the mouth of drunks