Ghana is no place for a person named Misty
4 days ago 1 note View high resolution
At least I don’t have a baby. Or a connecting flight. Or diabetes
4 days ago View high resolution
My favorite parts are your pink parts
3 weeks ago View high resolution
In high school he was voted Most Likely to make Clams Casino
She’s the Rosetta Stone of all the primary females in my life.
3 weeks ago 1 note View high resolution
I don’t want to deal with your cigarette sexuality
1 month ago View high resolution
You can’t have cheeseburger chasers with your heroin
flash my dick. Show my hole. BOUNCE.
You’ll get Cum Lung
1 month ago 2 notes View high resolution
I’ve only been funny raped
I don’t like to drink mojitos out of season.
The people I’ll be fucking when I’m 80 aren’t even born yet
Sorry that you’re jealous of my built-in eyeliner.
My horniness is hiding behind a layer of pee
2 months ago View high resolution
I kinda like indie bands where the guys sound like retards
2 months ago 1 note View high resolution
From the mouth of drunks