You can’t have cheeseburger chasers with your heroin
9 hours ago View high resolution
flash my dick. Show my hole. BOUNCE.
10 hours ago View high resolution
You’ll get Cum Lung
1 week ago 1 note View high resolution
I’ve only been funny raped
1 week ago View high resolution
I don’t like to drink mojitos out of season.
The people I’ll be fucking when I’m 80 aren’t even born yet
Sorry that you’re jealous of my built-in eyeliner.
My horniness is hiding behind a layer of pee
4 weeks ago View high resolution
I kinda like indie bands where the guys sound like retards
I’m not that willy-nilly with my load
1 month ago 2 notes View high resolution
She looks like a Late-To-The-Game transsexual
1 month ago View high resolution
Lemon tits, sandy freckles, full bush.
What are you drinking, wine or vodka? Yes!
I didn’t hang around poor people in Mexico
Is it me or have baby carrots gotten bigger in the last year?
From the mouth of drunks