Just because you’re adorable and gyrate doesn’t mean I’ll love freestyle
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I’m sorry that you’re tall, and look like Lorenzo Lamas, in Grease, but it’s not excuse to be late.
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I’m quitting design and becoming a full time squaw
A micro penis and a long foreskin… but a lot of money.
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I can’t even look at Britney Spears right now
the things it would say
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I’m so glad my depression doesn’t cause me to be less attractive
Just another one of my geographic blunders
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He’s like the white, Irish Della Reese
I wonder if dog necks are as erogenous as humans?
Cancer was the last thing on my mind in 2007
I wanna be a grown up so I can have a full bush…
Free Long Island
He didn’t speak English but you can tell he wanted it
From the mouth of drunks