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Ghana is no place for a person named Misty

Ghana is no place for a person named Misty

At least I don’t have a baby. Or a connecting flight. Or diabetes

At least I don’t have a baby. Or a connecting flight. Or diabetes

My favorite parts are your pink parts 

My favorite parts are your pink parts 

In high school he was voted Most Likely to make Clams Casino

In high school he was voted Most Likely to make Clams Casino

She’s the Rosetta Stone of all the primary females in my life. 

She’s the Rosetta Stone of all the primary females in my life. 

I don’t want to deal with your cigarette sexuality

I don’t want to deal with your cigarette sexuality

You can’t have cheeseburger chasers with your heroin

You can’t have cheeseburger chasers with your heroin

flash my dick. Show my hole. BOUNCE.

flash my dick. Show my hole. BOUNCE.

You’ll get Cum Lung

You’ll get Cum Lung

I’ve only been funny raped

I’ve only been funny raped

I don’t like to drink mojitos out of season.

I don’t like to drink mojitos out of season.

The people I’ll be fucking when I’m 80 aren’t even born yet

The people I’ll be fucking when I’m 80 aren’t even born yet

Sorry that you’re jealous of my built-in eyeliner. 

Sorry that you’re jealous of my built-in eyeliner. 

My horniness is hiding behind a layer of pee

My horniness is hiding behind a layer of pee

I kinda like indie bands where the guys sound like retards

I kinda like indie bands where the guys sound like retards

Ghana is no place for a person named Misty

Ghana is no place for a person named Misty

At least I don’t have a baby. Or a connecting flight. Or diabetes

At least I don’t have a baby. Or a connecting flight. Or diabetes

My favorite parts are your pink parts 

My favorite parts are your pink parts 

In high school he was voted Most Likely to make Clams Casino

In high school he was voted Most Likely to make Clams Casino

She’s the Rosetta Stone of all the primary females in my life. 

She’s the Rosetta Stone of all the primary females in my life. 

I don’t want to deal with your cigarette sexuality

I don’t want to deal with your cigarette sexuality

You can’t have cheeseburger chasers with your heroin

You can’t have cheeseburger chasers with your heroin

flash my dick. Show my hole. BOUNCE.

flash my dick. Show my hole. BOUNCE.

You’ll get Cum Lung

You’ll get Cum Lung

I’ve only been funny raped

I’ve only been funny raped

I don’t like to drink mojitos out of season.

I don’t like to drink mojitos out of season.

The people I’ll be fucking when I’m 80 aren’t even born yet

The people I’ll be fucking when I’m 80 aren’t even born yet

Sorry that you’re jealous of my built-in eyeliner. 

Sorry that you’re jealous of my built-in eyeliner. 

My horniness is hiding behind a layer of pee

My horniness is hiding behind a layer of pee

I kinda like indie bands where the guys sound like retards

I kinda like indie bands where the guys sound like retards

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